remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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