It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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