im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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