is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
