Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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