All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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