Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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