Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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