Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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