I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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