your room smells of hookers.
And success
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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