he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
dude. I can hear the air.
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