He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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