why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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