So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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