thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
how can u be prego again
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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