Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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