Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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