her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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