Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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