Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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