She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Randomize
