I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
