I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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