Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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