no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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