how can u be prego again
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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