There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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