he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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