OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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