Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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