At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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