Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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