Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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