I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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