I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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