talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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