You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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