please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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