think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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