Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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