he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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