ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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