I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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