Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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