yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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