just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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