I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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