ugly people sure do ruin things
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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