she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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