That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If that was your dad, he is hot
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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