so explain again why im purple
no
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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