he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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