I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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