How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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