peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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