so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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