it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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